So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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