yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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