return my video game
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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