"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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