this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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