So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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