Im at strip club and am horny
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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