Need sex. Gaining weight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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