My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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