dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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