A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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