the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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