let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Pants are for mortals
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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