i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
