Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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