That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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