Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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