how hairy? two words: wookie tits
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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