Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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