i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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