i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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