Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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