moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
