i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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