Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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