Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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