Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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