I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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