Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
