Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize