your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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