Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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