the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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