She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i came on her dog
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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