its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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