Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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