Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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