god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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