I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Randomize
