So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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