sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
NoShamevember. You game?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My Sexting was not on an AP level
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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