What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
