I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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