You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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