Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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