Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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