Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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