Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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