ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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