is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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