i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
