Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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