I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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