We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think i have two assholes
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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