i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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